DOGE Finds $14.2 Million Spent to Preserve Pubic Lice
Elon Musk's Department of Government Efficiency (DOGE) has found nearly $15 million in spending to preserve public lice. Former President Joe Biden’s claimed that his...
Archers Flock To Golf Course, New Game Emerges
A semi-industrial, semi-suburban city on the east shore of the San Francisco Bay, is once again hosting the unwanted and uninvited Canada Goose. In fact,...
Confirmed: Ancient DNA Reveals Neanderthals Invented Sarcasm
Scientists at the University of Auckland in New Zealand have discovered fundamental genetic markers of scathing wit in the ancient DNA of Neanderthals (Homo sapiens...
Friends Record First Podcast
Three friends, men in their thirties, who have been talking about starting a podcast since the medium gained popularity in the late aughts, finally recorded...
Leaked Emails Expose Clandestine Pool Party
Leaked emails reveal that Mendocino County Water Agency staff hosted an employee pool party and used the last 5,000 gallons of the public water available...