Infrastructure Bill Allocates $14.2 Million to Preserve Pubic Lice
President Joe Biden’s White House says that the recently signed infrastructure bill “will set the United States on course to meet its climate goals, create...
Holds Water: Segregated Fountains Reduce COVID Spread In School
A newly released quarterly report indicates that Piscataway, New Jersey based plumbing fixtures manufacturer American Standard (no relation) saw unprecedented profits in the summer of...
Archers Flock To Golf Course, New Game Emerges
A semi-industrial, semi-suburban city on the east shore of the San Francisco Bay, is once again hosting the unwanted and uninvited Canada Goose. In fact,...
Confirmed: Ancient DNA Reveals Neanderthals Invented Sarcasm
Scientists at the University of Auckland in New Zealand have discovered fundamental genetic markers of scathing wit in the ancient DNA of Neanderthals (Homo sapiens...
Friends Record First Podcast
Three friends, men in their thirties, who have been talking about starting a podcast since the medium gained popularity in the late aughts, finally recorded...