DOGE Finds $14.2 Million Spent to Preserve Pubic Lice
Elon Musk’s Department of Government Efficiency (DOGE) has found nearly $15 million in spending to preserve public lice. Former President…
Archers Flock To Golf Course, New Game Emerges
Archers flock to a local golf course to kill geese at the behest of fed-up groundskeepers.
Confirmed: Ancient DNA Reveals Neanderthals Invented Sarcasm
Scientists at the University of Auckland in New Zealand have discovered fundamental genetic markers of scathing wit in the ancient…
Friends Record First Podcast
The recording features more than two dozen farts, the opening of 8 carbonated beverages, the sound of urine falling on…