DOGE Finds $14.2 Million Spent to Preserve Pubic Lice
Elon Musk’s Department of Government Efficiency (DOGE) has found nearly $15 million in spending to preserve public lice. Former President…
Archers Flock To Golf Course, New Game Emerges
Archers flock to a local golf course to kill geese at the behest of fed-up groundskeepers.
Confirmed: Ancient DNA Reveals Neanderthals Invented Sarcasm
Scientists at the University of Auckland in New Zealand have discovered fundamental genetic markers of scathing wit in the ancient…
Friends Record First Podcast
The recording features more than two dozen farts, the opening of 8 carbonated beverages, the sound of urine falling on…
Leaked Emails Expose Clandestine Pool Party
Water Agency staff hosted pool party in the last 5k gallons of potable water in the county.
Pandemic Puppy Parents Pray For Area Dogs Demise
Local pet owners are frustrated that area veterinary clinics are not taking new patients due to the high demand.
Suffering From Covid, Wildfires, or Anxiety? Here’s How Faith Can Help
This Silicon Valley start-up claims that their app helps people get through illness, natural disasters, and stress, while creating sustainable…
Exclusive: Purported Rust Fatality Halyna Hutchins Speaks From Hiding
Halyna Hutchins is a Ukrainian cinematographer and journalist who was reported to be fatally wounded in a shooting incident during…
Area Deer Seek Injunction Against Fencing
A lawsuit filed in Federal Court on behalf of North American deer...
Holds Water: Segregated Fountains Reduce COVID Spread In School
A newly released quarterly report indicates that Piscataway, New Jersey based plumbing fixtures manufacturer American Standard (no relation) saw unprecedented…